October 18
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary (revised for Milo)

8:00 am – Breakfast! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – Mail arrived! I shall bark! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – Ran like a maniac in the park & ate shit! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got tummy rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Found toilet paper roll to destroy! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Took nap in hallway! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm – Licked the wall! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm – Went to the pub for chips! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm – Found shit to eat on street! I think it was shit! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Watched TV with the pack! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!