As seen attacking this parked auto (believed to be a BMW of posh origin), this London leaf was spotted and photographed before it could flutter off to do more damage to London transportation. These dangerous leaves are rarely spotted, but feared by all District and Circle Line Underground riders and operators alike. Usually rumored to be at their most vicious in the Autumn season, the fearsome London leaf are known to attack innocent above ground Tube tracks.

Usually informed about a random London leaf attack when the announcement "Leaves on Track"  is broadcast on station loudspeakers, District or Circle rail passengers live in fear of the London leaf during the Autumn commuting season. "My blood runs cold and I shake a little when I hear that London leaves are in the area" said Alfred Nigel Puddle, a frequent passenger traveling on the Circle Line "but I know that train officials are doing their best to protect the trains from future London leaf attacks."

Unfortunately London Underground officials declined to comment on the type of danger posed by the dangerous London leaf due to public security. "Our top priority is keeping passengers safe during a London leaf attack", said one unnamed Earl's Court station master, "not getting them to a particular destination."