I am honored to report the long-awaited flattening of the Devil Satan, who was struck down by a London bus and squished to the A219. The bus, most likely the 74, runs along Fulham Palace Road and into the ninth circle of hell (also called the Hammersmith roundabout).

From the position of the remains of Lucifer, it is clear that he was heading home (toward Hammersmith) when he was unceremoniously flattened into the ground. It was a surprise to discover this simplistic end to the “unholy spirit”, however on a positive note I am happy to realize that I will no longer be tempted by demons to do things that are not “good” (like eating Velveeta).

Please note, although the Devil has been described by many cultures are being green or of a pale color, this picture clearly demonstrates that The Prince of Darkness was actually a reddish color, with black hair.